Gamera:

5th Night in the Hospital

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:58:37 GMT

I'll sometime catch a glimpse of my visage, reflected in dark hospital windows...

Draped in a multitude hospital gowns.

Clutching the shaft of my IV.

Doubled over, as I were a man five times my own age.

Finding it impossible to shake the notion...

Someday, I'll make an excellent wizard.

Bungie's Tribute to Me

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:30:34 GMT

GUYS, I'M IN THE HALOS, GUYS!

I hope you can shoot my face off; that would be neat.

Okay, okay, who wants to cosplay me first?

Enjoy My Show

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Sat, 26 May 2007 05:33:27 GMT

With ChadZy cruising through international waters, the albatross of Filler-Friday has been squarely strewn around the collective neck of PBC's other half. Given free rein over the HVX, and an apartment full of stuff that isn't ours, Brett, and I, look to fill that post-Captain S void, with some serious, vaguely homoerotic man-palling. We've no regard for ceramics of any sort. High-five! Remember, if you like us, you can always show your support for PBC by subscribing to our YouTube Channel, or you could shell out the big bucks, and buy a t-shirt. We love the big bucks.

You Sunk My HD-DVD Battleship

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Wed, 02 May 2007 06:25:08 GMT

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RUNON ADVER TISMENT

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 16:51:29 GMT

You guys should watch Captain S, and join the Captain S message board, and tell people about Captain S, and buy a Captain S t-shirt, and add Captain S to your MySpace, and FaceBook the ever-living fuck out of Captain S, and Fellate Captain S, and don paper crowns, and proclaim your collective bodies the sovereign nation of Captain S, and rule it as the everlasting princes of eternity, dining solely on those animal thought to be extinct, but are really just endogenous to the island of Captain S, which is comprised of you, amongst other things, and grow fat, fatty.

Desired Apparel: Head

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:51:26 GMT

Man, I may not be much of a hat-wearer, but if it's out there somewhere, I'd love to wear Insino Arashi's.

I'm studying his moves.

Fresh Start

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 17:15:44 GMT

Today, I woke up smelling like meat.

Quarterly Review

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:24:04 GMT

A tenuous counterpart to it's source material, the adaptation stands as a lackluster addition to an otherwise unremarkable series, and should not be considered canon. That being said, it is wholly worth a view.

The book was way better.

While I Still Can

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:13:13 GMT

school sucks
parents suck
i hate everybody and everything
life is meaningless
you should listen to this band i heard

Poignant Observation

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 23:54:39 GMT

Completing java based banner games has become a considerably more arduous task, while the rewards for doing so have, more oft than not, become less desirable.

I really wanted that free ringtone too.

I Saw a Movie

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Sun, 28 May 2006 05:25:26 GMT

It was alright.

Production Status- Assisted

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:21:46 GMT

We wrapped the shoot today, and thus ends my first foray into film work. The whole thing was a great learning experience, and though it wasn't for pay, I would certainly do this sort of work again. For the first time in a long time I've been pressured to get things done, communicate with people, hunt stuff down, and lift heavy objects outside of a gym-type environment. That, and they feed me. I haven't eaten this well since I moved in. City living's really kicked me into gear.

It's been a long day, and I just got called in to do an extra day of PA work. It feels great to be helping these people out, just because I can, and they let me know how much they appreciate it; the director assured me that I was doing a mitzvah. I guess this means I have to wake up extra early tomorrow. I'm out, like the gout.

Brooklyn: A Misnomer

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Mon, 10 Apr 2006 05:23:45 GMT

Moved down to Brooklyn, and figured it drastic enough of a change to my daily life to alert the Internet. I'll be subletting for a friend throughout April, while he's on tour. Thinkin' I'll utilize this time to procure a more permanent place of residence, and whore myself out for free PA work. I've already a gig lined up for the next two days, and I'll be sure to hit up Craig's List for future employment. This workhorse needs a ride. Somebody ride me, please.

Since we're on the subject of whoring and metaphors, I figured I'd bring up MySpace. To be more specific, I figured I'd bring up my MySpace. That's right, my inner voyeur got the best of me, so I went ahead and got me a space. I tell myself it's for networking, but I'm sure I'll spend a fair amount of time perusing through pictures of friends' friends' friends' whatnot.

I've now stayed up far too late, re-rendering a video in iMovie, and need to lay this little white box to rest.

Good night

Midnight Ukulele Disco - Spain

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 18:25:40 GMT

Uke it

Choco Party

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Sun, 05 Feb 2006 02:45:52 GMT

Good! Good!

Zero Tolerance Policy

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Sat, 28 Jan 2006 20:40:28 GMT

Guys, I have a new personal policy regarding guff. Henceforth, if I find myself in a situation where guff is prevalent, I am poised to take none of it.

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 07:11:53 GMT

http://waverlyfilms.com/cowboy.html

Dear Emperor Palpatine,

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 06:18:45 GMT

Where's Padme?

The Octopus: Nature's Party Animal

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 18:43:00 GMT

Sometimes I think about what it would be like to party with Ultros.

GeT gOaTz!!

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 05:44:39 GMT

|]>~!!!!!X-TREAM PLATFORM JUMPING!!!!!~<[|

A message from Tank Granite, XPJS founder

Music to Ill to

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 03:25:35 GMT

Had something of a sick day, so I went ahead and took my first real stab at Drum & Bass.

Devon Riley - Cilindamycin 300mg

First original track constructed in Reason, and uses only Reason 2.5 defaults. The only pre-constructed bit of material is the drumloop at 0:16, without flanger. The rest is all me.

Here's a crunchier, clippier, more distorted version, for anyone who's interested.

Devon Riley - Cilindamycin 300mg (Prednisone Edit)

Now, I sleep.

Flu

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 03:47:06 GMT

Okay, I'm going to go to the hospital now. I'll see you guys beyond the veil.

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 10:22:11 GMT

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Tue, 08 Nov 2005 07:32:23 GMT

"We Are Friends, and We Are Playing Halo Together"

It's a Boy

MixMasterMalefactor@yahoo.com — Sat, 07 May 2005 19:19:34 GMT

I'm a born-again.